NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH (joke)

Two Italian men get on a bus in London . They sit down and engage in animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma comes First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses; They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta Time.'

The lady can't take this any more.
'You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a Justa tellin my frienda how to spell " MISSISSIPPI "

I bet you're gonna read this again!


Explainations:
Emma comes First = letter M
Den I come = letter I
Den two asses come together = 2 letters SS
I come once-a-more = letter I
Two asses; They come together again = 2 letters SS
I come again and pee twice = letter I and 2 letters PP
Then I come one lasta Time = letter I

therefore = MISSISSIPPI